Mine Mine Mine

Mine Mine Mine
Originally uploaded by Gertibird

ok, dad. just say fetch. you dont have to say fetch the stick. stick. branch....all the same to me. now let go and then try to get it from me. why dont humans use their mouth? its so good! you should try it! well, i love it anyway. can i bring it in the house? why cant you throw it very far! are you sure you dont want to pick it up with your mouth. where do sticks come from dad? i wish they grew on trees! like money! and squirrels!! that would be awsome! yeah. then they would be everywhere! i can dream cant i? dad?.....i wish you were a stick. dad. i love you. but, i'd love you more if you were a stick. is there such thing as a stickman, you know, half man half stick. lets make a , how do you say, si fi movie where a stick man attacks the city and i fly around with a cape and save the day. wow. that would be cool. i could watch that movie while i chew on this stick. why cant i take it in the house again. wow, i wish i could take it in the house. can i live outside? would you build me a house of sticks? what? wood? whats that? you mean our house?! really?!!! can i fetch the house??!!!!! i could to fit it in my mouth. with this stick and 2 tennis balls. wanna bet? how much you wanna bet. i bet 5 sticks. ok, lets up the steaks. 400 doghairs! wait a minute. i was talking to the squirrels the other day and they told me that your made of bones. is that true?! they said something about saving the nuts for them. dad? what are they talking about? what are nuts? what, the guy typing my thoughts is nuts?! hey squirrels! your gonna have to go to texas! better store some train tickets in them there cheeks of yours. dad? what do squirrels taste like? they wont let me taste them. i just want a taste!
(as translated by ehaw)